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SawStart

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Unfortunately, SawStart is one-use-only. Once started, the blade cannot be stopped, and must be replaced with a fresh blade while the running one is carefully disposed of.
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dukeofwulf
8 days ago
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Waitlisted.
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sweetrecipeshub
4 days ago
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LOL
JayM
8 days ago
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Hahaha
Atlanta, GA
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Unfortunately, SawStart is one-use-only. Once started, the blade cannot be stopped, and must be replaced with a fresh blade while the running one is carefully disposed of.

Bad Map Projection: Exterior Kansas

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Although Kansas is widely thought to contain the geographic center of the contiguous 48 states, topologists now believe that it's actually their outer edge.
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dukeofwulf
279 days ago
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I would like this for sale for any/every state please thank you
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silberbaer
278 days ago
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When drawn like this, Michigan's upper peninsula looks like it has absolutely no business being part of Michigan.
New Baltimore, MI
DuskStar
278 days ago
I think the UP would prefer not to be part of Michigan, honestly
silberbaer
277 days ago
I've known a few yoopers who wanted to be their own state... but I'm pretty sure that would go poorly for them.

Modes of Transportation

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My bold criticism might anger the hot air balloon people, which would be a real concern if any of them lived along a very narrow line directly upwind of me.
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dukeofwulf
305 days ago
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Seriously interested in the argument for unicycles as safer than bicycles and scooters. Unicycles... move more slowly, I guess?
silberbaer
305 days ago
Can't crash too badly if you can't even get it to go 10 feet.
matthiasgoergens
305 days ago
I've ridden unicyles. They are very safe. You basically only go at a jogging pace at the fastest, and if anything weird happens you jump off and land on your feet.
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Ocean Loop

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I can't believe they wouldn't even let me hold a vote among the passengers about whether to try the loop.
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dukeofwulf
316 days ago
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I want a WhatIf post explaining the optimal size of the loop, the speed required to make the loop, the force required to reach that speed, and what would happen to the ship and its passengers. Also, if we could get some aspect of this approaching light speed, that'd be great.
mjmillar
315 days ago
yes!
stavrosg
313 days ago
SECONDED!
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JayM
316 days ago
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Muahaha.
Atlanta, GA

Chasing

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Certain hybrid events can only happen in certain locations where all the conditions are present; chasers flock to the area in and around Kansas known as tumbleweed-colliding-with-possum alley.
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dukeofwulf
326 days ago
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I was expecting to see TOTAL SOLAR ECLIPSE in there...
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Typical Seating Chart

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Now that airlines have started adding wheel locks to their drink carts, less than half of flights have one accidentally fall out through the hole.
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dukeofwulf
487 days ago
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Extra miles? They could charge extra for the tail-gunner seats. I'd pay.
iustinp
486 days ago
+1 to that!
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fxer
487 days ago
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Trash hole is also the economy section lavatory
Bend, Oregon
dukeofwulf
475 days ago
And expedited exit option for belligerant passengers.
cjheinz
487 days ago
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LOL!
Lexington, KY; Naples, FL
JayM
487 days ago
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Hahaha
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487 days ago
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Now that airlines have started adding wheel locks to their drink carts, less than half of flights have one accidentally fall out through the hole.
Pylgrimm
487 days ago
I see this airline is wasting sitting room on the engines. Just sell it as "heated seats" and charge extra.
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