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Modes of Transportation

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My bold criticism might anger the hot air balloon people, which would be a real concern if any of them lived along a very narrow line directly upwind of me.
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dukeofwulf
14 days ago
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Seriously interested in the argument for unicycles as safer than bicycles and scooters. Unicycles... move more slowly, I guess?
silberbaer
14 days ago
Can't crash too badly if you can't even get it to go 10 feet.
matthiasgoergens
14 days ago
I've ridden unicyles. They are very safe. You basically only go at a jogging pace at the fastest, and if anything weird happens you jump off and land on your feet.
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Ocean Loop

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I can't believe they wouldn't even let me hold a vote among the passengers about whether to try the loop.
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dukeofwulf
25 days ago
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I want a WhatIf post explaining the optimal size of the loop, the speed required to make the loop, the force required to reach that speed, and what would happen to the ship and its passengers. Also, if we could get some aspect of this approaching light speed, that'd be great.
mjmillar
24 days ago
yes!
stavrosg
22 days ago
SECONDED!
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JayM
25 days ago
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Muahaha.
Atlanta, GA

Chasing

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Certain hybrid events can only happen in certain locations where all the conditions are present; chasers flock to the area in and around Kansas known as tumbleweed-colliding-with-possum alley.
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dukeofwulf
35 days ago
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I was expecting to see TOTAL SOLAR ECLIPSE in there...
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Typical Seating Chart

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Now that airlines have started adding wheel locks to their drink carts, less than half of flights have one accidentally fall out through the hole.
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dukeofwulf
196 days ago
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Extra miles? They could charge extra for the tail-gunner seats. I'd pay.
iustinp
195 days ago
+1 to that!
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fxer
196 days ago
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Trash hole is also the economy section lavatory
Bend, Oregon
dukeofwulf
184 days ago
And expedited exit option for belligerant passengers.
cjheinz
196 days ago
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LOL!
JayM
196 days ago
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Hahaha
Atlanta, GA
alt_text_bot
196 days ago
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Now that airlines have started adding wheel locks to their drink carts, less than half of flights have one accidentally fall out through the hole.
Pylgrimm
196 days ago
I see this airline is wasting sitting room on the engines. Just sell it as "heated seats" and charge extra.

Professional Oaths

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Interpretations of the Hermeneutic Oath differ.
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dukeofwulf
239 days ago
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Hydroponic Oath: First, get rid of the soil.
Hyperbolic Oath: First, do THE MOST URGENT THING THAT HAS EVER BEEN DONE IN THE WHOLE UNIVERSE.
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deebee
238 days ago
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These are all homophonic oaths?
America City, America
gordol
239 days ago
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Heisenbergic Oath: First, know where you are. No wait, first know where you're going.
Earth
alt_text_bot
240 days ago
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Interpretations of the Hermeneutic Oath differ.

Deep End

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Hey! No running in the back-arc basin!
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dukeofwulf
770 days ago
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I can't believe he left out the formation of hot tubs in the diagram. Crucial to the pool cycle.
popular
767 days ago
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